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Spc. Frederick Ellington: Hi, I'm Spc. Frederick Ellington.

Spc. Joseph Pratt-Majesky: My name is Spc. Joseph Pratt-Majesky. When you're at work, you're a Soldier, but when you're off, you have the freedom to do anything you want. You have so many friends. You meet so many people in the Army. You just get together, put your minds together and figure out what you want to do that day.

Spc. Frederick Ellington: They're going down. That's how it is, too! They're not as good as us!

Speaker 1: Perfect play. They ain't even going to see this coming. Here's what we're gonna do: one of my favorites, a double reverse. One, two, three!

Team: Go! Army Strong!

Spc. Frederick Ellington: Hurry up, Junior! Come on, the ref is a good guy. He just made a few mistakes. He's a good guy, though, right?

Spc. Joseph Pratt-Majesky: Yes. When he's off the football field.

Spc. Frederick Ellington: We're going to beat these guys.

Spc. Joseph Pratt-Majesky: So, what team won? My team.

Speaker 2: We outplayed you, we're better looking, and we got more women than they do! We won!

Spc. Joseph Pratt-Majesky: Time for a barbecue. Burgers and everything!

Speaker 3: I'll have a hamburger now and probably a hot dog later.

Speaker 4: I like coleslaw. Coleslaw is good for you.

Speaker 5: I'm a hungry guy.

Speaker 6: Yummy. I love mustard.

Spc. Frederick Ellington: What about a tug-of-war?

Spc. Joseph Pratt-Majesky: Man, I love a tug-of-war.

Speaker 7: I'm little! I need some help! Gimme a tree!

Speaker 8: Go!

Spc. Joseph Pratt-Majesky: I remember eating a lot of mud.

Spc. Frederick Ellington: Yeah, you did.

Spc. Joseph Pratt-Majesky: So my plan didn't go as planned.

Speaker 9: My wife's going to kill me.

Spc. Frederick Ellington: This is the second time we've beat them today. Football was first.

Spc. Joseph Pratt-Majesky: We won at football! This guy is lying through his teeth! Remember my famous volleyball hit? That guy was about three times bigger than me. This baby's small, but he packs some power. Give one up to the short people.

Spc. Frederick Ellington: That was garbage when that ball came toward me. I, like, ducked out of the way. I saw something coming at me fast, so I got out of the way.

Spc. Joseph Pratt-Majesky: To the dunk tank!

Speaker 10: Let's clean up the dirty one!

Spc. Joseph Pratt-Majesky: Here's your flotation device. This one's gonna save my life. Everybody was pretty scared of the cold. I feel like I'm in front of a firing squad.

Spc. Frederick Ellington: Yeah, I couldn't get you down.

Speaker 11: Let's see how well you do!

Spc. Joseph Pratt-Majesky: I think I'm about to get very unlucky. Ooh, that wasn't even close!

Speaker 12: You got wet!

Spc. Frederick Ellington: You would never go bored or go lonely on post because the ones in the Army are the best ones to call your friends.

Spc. Joseph Pratt-Majesky: At least I'm not dirty anymore!

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